Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Why you NO hangout with me in Hauz Khas.?

I

It is the place where things in contradiction come together to have a fleeting love affair. It is easily the most posh 'village' you could ever find. People smoke. People smoke up. People cuddle. People chat up. People jog on the beaten tracks, trying to beat their last record. People saunter holding hands pushing every second to its maximum duration.

II

Hauz Khas Fort: It is the unofficial hub of numerous band practices and countless love stories every few steps. Quietly embracing Sufi, Rock or even Indie-pop together; the old, humble Hauz Khas Fort practically lives as many dreams as each of the members in those bands, all of those couples.

Trying to find the right note with them. Trying to have their love, their music etched onto the partly ruined walls here.

A cat just has nine lives to live.

III

“But why do I always have to go along with someone or to meet someone? What’s wrong with wanting to go hangout by yourself?” complained Little Wench.

“Why do you always have to ask questions that have no answers?” fretted her mother.

As she passes the barricade, an impish grin fights its way to her lips as Little Wench tries rather hard to suppress it. This is not the first time she’s coming here, after all. She’s been here on a date. She’s covered an interview here.  She’s bunked office to just be here. She’s worked here. Heck, she’s even had a life-is-finished day here. So today, deciding to spend some time with Hauz Khas, herself and a rustic copy of The Journals of Sylvia Plath on a last minute whim doesn’t sound fancy at all. And yet, she’s excited.

“Walking is too much madam. You so thin! Give me only Rs. 40 and I will take you to Hauz Khas village in a jiffy.”

IV


I see this dog having claimed what’s possibly the best spot in the entire fort/lake area. It’s a beautiful pedestal just beyond the iron-rod boundary set for ‘common’ people. It’s an olive-sized spot facing the warm sunshine, balmy lake and a sharp edge on a substantial height.

And the dog is there. His indifference is appealing to the point of becoming a masochist. Just for that instant when you gaze at him, waiting to be ignored. People amusingly walk past him; photographers try to find their ‘the shot’ in him. And he overlooks them all. Like a dude!

V

“Excuse me?”
“Yes?”
“What is best to visit/do in hauz khas?” *pause* “I am a tourist, you see.”
“Ermm. You really wanna know?”
“Yeah, of course!”

"Well, I suppose I could tell you a couple of things; like how Elma’s Bakery, one of the most popular eateries is to be savoured for its interiors and crockery, not the menu. Or how despite the quality food, the best thing about Naivedyam still remains the free rasam drink ritual as soon as you settle down."

"Or how not many people like to visit/maintain the sanctity of the beautiful-in-ruins Hauz Khas Fort accommodating the entire lake; but are more than willing to pay overpriced rates for usual menu at a restaurant having a section ‘facing the lake’. Or rather, a tiny part of it."

"I could also show you that it’s easy to spot a self-contained, happy junkie and a tight-holding-by-the-waist, happy couple in the same blink of the eye. How the dogs here know more than they show. How food here is some of the most soul-fulfilling activities (yes, it’s more of an activity here). But I would rather tell you to go ahead and find out for yourself."

For one main reason why you keep coming back to Hauz is because it offers a unique piece of its own to you. And to each of its visitors.

A new concept cafe to try while on your way back from Hauz Khas Village!


Their feedback wall! :-)

VI


You wouldn’t even notice that construction worker until you look too closely. A highly ordinary, reedy body rhythming with the circular motion he was making on the wall using his heavily tanned left hand, while balancing on the conspicuously wobbly stool. He’s humming a folk tune as he pastes the freshly prepared pastel coloured cement solution his wife is holding standing next to him.

Adjusting her ghunghat every now and then while holding the stool in between every time it shakes a little. Next to her, stands their child, hardly 3 years of age. Holding her pallu, the kid stands there while watching bunch of kids play in the heap of sand and cement couple of steps away. He has a bandage tied on his forehead, with blood stains on one side.

How did the child get hurt? Is this a frequent occurrence whilst at the site? Do they pay the wife too for spending half her day working with him or is that a complimentary service for the contractor? Does the family live here as well? If they do, is this a safe environment for the child? But then, can they afford to even think about it?

The wall is not even half done as yet.


Wednesday, March 5, 2014

...And thus said she, "Yada Yada Yada"

Vanilla is a very, very, understated and long ignored flavor.
Blue is an overused colour.
No, not every girl likes pink.
Palaces are overrated. So is being polite, sometimes.  

From what I read, a professional snuggler easily earns up to $60 an hour. Note to self- Must put that as a fall-back career option.

Vikas Khanna is (finally) one Indian chef who should make more and more appearances on TV.
Talking about food, dosa is not dosa. It’s Do (like ‘two’ in Hindi) + sa, apparently.



Hot water bath is pure bliss. And a permanent fix for all things temporary.

The only ‘good’ thing that comes out of extreme anxiety about anything is you chumming sooner than soon. So whatever that is, just don’t sweat over it. (I don’t know what good comes out of this for guys though. But then, I am yet to come across a guy having anxiety attack over things in the first place).

No matter how many times you do it, getting up in the morning remains one of the most difficult things to do.

Virat Kohli looks good. And dashing. But wait, only until he opens his mouth! #TypicalDelhiBuoyMoment



You tend to lose weight instead of piling on when you take a break and stay at home. (Just me.?)

YOLO. Except for, well, us Hindus! (Edit: Apparently, Buddhists too!)

Defenestration is a legit word. And awesome too!

Ellen DeGeneres is one hell of a cool woman. And no, it has nothing to do with her recent show at Oscars.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZisWjdjs-gM- makes life good. Instantly.

p.s: A deroute but another example of how cool she is!


Helping someone in the middle of your busy routine makes you feel accomplished in a strange way at the end of the day.

Putting a poster on your FB wall about how a true love/best boyfriend/perfect relationship should be (or should not be) will NOT get you any of that. Also, putting ‘LOL’ is not going to save your emoticon any laugh lines. So you might as well use that.

Cinnamon can be eaten, hidden in the pockets or applied all over the face for its sheer fragrance. Heavenly! (Again, just me.?)

 Ahista Ahista remains the only movie album composed by Himesh Reshammiya where he deserves every iota of his otherwise acclaim.

For the good of mankind, guys like George Clooney exist. For the hopelessness of (wo)mankind, so does Adam Levine!


Self-talking is the best way to self-preservation.

This is a very sad attempt to do something fun (Read ‘avoid finishing up articles that are to be submitted tomorrow morning’) and finally manage a post here after a lazy, shameful absence of…wait, how long has it been.?

Sincerely 
Little Wench